Am I doing it right?
I Want To Be A Pizza Princess
After midnight she turns into a bunch of crust.
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Coincidence
Three months before I started working at Tosh. Coincidence? I’m not really sure.
Ho’okipa, Hawaii 2012
Music On Repeat
Beyonce – Drunk In Love (The Weeknd remix)
Just Let Me Love Britney
I get it. Her public breakdown and love of going to Starbucks without a bra on makes her an easy target. And sure, she lip syncs.
Guess who doesn’t care? This bitch. Her body’s bangin’, her music is good, and when I went to her Vegas show (yes, I took the photo above) you know what she looked like? A god damn super star.
I’ve never seen a more amazing ass in my life. No joke, it was incredible.
Music On Repeat
Sam Smith – Stay With Me
Music On Repeat
Banks – Are You That Somebody (acoustic Aaliyah cover)
Music On Repeat
Justin Timberlake – Dress On
Music On Repeat
Milo Mills – Ocean Gang
Dream Casserole
You know when a million things from your day end up smashing together into one big dream casserole while you sleep?
Your day:
- You saw a squirrel run up a tree
- Your mom called and said that she mailed your debit card
- A necklace really caught your eye
- You got pissed at your roommate
- You drank a strawberry-kiwi Snapple
Your dream:
Your mom is holding a pet squirrel that is wearing a necklace. You’re on the phone with your roommate, who you are telling off because she won’t give you back your debit card so you can buy Snapple.
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