
Why is this Handbook for the Recently Deceased on my nightstand?!

Why is this Handbook for the Recently Deceased on my nightstand?!

Bro you’re doing it all sorts of wrong. I think. I’ve actually never played hockey before.

“Everyone remain calm, I’ll tire eventually.”
LOOKS LIKE I FOUND MY CELEBRITY CHILD NAME!!!
SHE AND JESS DON’T EVEN KISS??????????
WHY THE FUCK IS LOGAN MARRYING SOME BITCH NAMED ODETTE????
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY. YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO’S TOO COOL TO COME BACK FOR THE REVIVAL? YA RIGHT.
<<pours a whiskey, eats a Pop Tart>>

BUT IT’S UNFAIR.