Pretty sure if they stopped those ads I would still buy underwear.
Tag: wtf
Thought Of You!
You can just put Sam “Cheesy Gordita Crunch” Jarvis on my headstone. Thanks.
Basketball Ring??
It’s called a hoop, you fucking nerd.
How People Find My Website, Part 2
First of all, the mystery of Becky is still obviously affecting us all. Second don’t get it twisted, I love sushi and third whoever Googled “suck vagina” is the BIGGEST DORK IN THE WORLD. Why did it link to this site? The internet works in mysterious ways.
Call Me Back At Your Earliest Convenience
Mangled egg salad, anyone?
How Do People Find My Website, You Ask?
Ah, ok.
Go On…
Please don’t write my address in Sharpie on the side of the crust.
You Rang?
Dog and cardboard box sold separately.
When You See Your Frenemy At The Club
No I will NOT simply, “shake it off.” YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
When You’re An Only Child
I hope to God that’s an imaginary friend.
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