Humans will be extinct before I retire anyway.
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When Someone Says Sushi Isn’t Actually That Healthy
<<shrugs, eats 400 handrolls>>
When You’re Jaded As Fuck
When Someone Says How Many Calories Are In A Donut
What am I to do with my life? / How am I supposed to know what’s right? / I can’t help the way I feel, but my life has been so overprotected.
When Your Friends Don’t Feel Like Watching Beetlejuice
IT’S FINE I WASN’T LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
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