Turkeys And Ladies And Sunsets

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Thankful for all the wonderful women in my life.

(Also thankful for Barbie cars and the City of Angels.)

Shall I Move In This Weekend, Or?

Traditional olive wood salt and pepper mill set for the low low price of $129.99!!

Aight on second thought I need to GTFO of here.

I drank champagne/Prosecco/sparkly shit for four days straight and if there’s one thing I learned from it it’s this: Mariah Carey knows what’s up.

“Text me a pic of your food plate later” is also my most successful pickup line.

We’re going to make pie.

Friends, food, and not freezing. Thanks, LA.

That’s what you get for tryna be a Mean Girl.