Airport beers get the best of everyone from time to time.
Tag: text
About That Life
Seriously I’m a garbage disposal.
Checking In
a/s/l?
The Kardashians Are Stalking Me
If Kylie likes one of my Instagrams I’m going to call the police.
Portable Best Friend
Errands would be a lot more fun.
Wise Words
Damn, that shit’s deep.
And yes, the last text I sent her before this was a picture of me drinking rosé in a Chicago Blackhawks shirt. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
Playdate
We’re asking the tough questions.
Countdown
See you tomorrow, Britney.
Oscars Recap
Pick Me Up Some?
Mmm… kibble.
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