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Tag: television
Breakfast in Business
“A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it. ” -Roald Dahl
Lunch Break Vibes
Food? Ain’t nobody got time for that!
I’m kidding. I ate a pot pie and feel great now.
Real Mature
This is what everyone does with a projector, right?
The Hustle Is Real
But does she spend most of hers compiling dick jokes??
Follow me on Twitter. Don’t follow me in real life, that’s creepy.
Life, Currently
You wanna Lamborghini?
Sip martinis?
Look hot in a bikini?
You better work, bitch.
The Wonderful World Of Television
I was credited on last night’s episode as “Pizza Eater,” which is pretty much the role of a lifetime.
who is sam jarvis 