When My Food Comes With A Side Salad Instead Of Fries July 31, 2017July 31, 2017Leave a comment And if you don’t bring a cup of ranch I will burn this place to the ground!! …Please. [via]
Me At Every Social Gathering July 27, 2017July 27, 2017Leave a comment …The one directly under the dollop of sour cream. [via]
When Someone Doesn’t Like Cheese July 25, 2017July 25, 2017Leave a comment Unless you’d like to give me your portion of the cheese board, in which case we will get along JUST FINE! [via]
When Someone Looks At Your Costume And Asks, ‘What Are You?’ October 31, 2016October 31, 2016Leave a comment I didn’t spend three goddamn months SEWING FOR THIS BULLSHIT!!! [via]