Lunch Break Vibes

Food? Ain’t nobody got time for that!

I’m kidding. I ate a pot pie and feel great now.

The Hustle Is Real

But does she spend most of hers compiling dick jokes??

Follow me on Twitter. Don’t follow me in real life, that’s creepy.

You wanna Lamborghini?
Sip martinis?
Look hot in a bikini?
You better work, bitch.

Is there anything in the world that feels as good as holding a freshly printed draft? Massages? Okay yeah. Eating ice cream? Mmm, fine you’re right.

But STILL. New pages are right up there with massages and ice cream. I stand by that.