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Music On Repeat On SoundCloud
GUYS. WRITER ANNOUNCEMENT.
If you love all the jams I put on this site, scoot on over to my new SoundCloud page where you can find ’em in one place.
Hollywood Stars For A Cause
Every year I go to Hollywood Stars for a Cause, which this year benefitted the Motion Picture & Television Fund.
There was live music, a Ketel One ice bar, and a candy station. Yes, a candy station.
But best of all, my friends were there. All the bad bitches and boss ladies. In the photo above you’re looking at a music producer, a doctor, two lawyers, a project manager at a digital agency, a bikini designer, a branding and marketing executive at Broadway Video, and a girl who sells diamonds (and is also dripping in them). Oh and me. I work on Tosh.0.
Icing on the cake? Waking up the next morning to find a bag of Sour Patch Kids in my purse. Win.
Special shout out to MK Presents and my girl Kate Miller, who does indeed throw a kick ass party.
Iced Latte For SAM
Previously: iced latte for Carly.
Back To Work, Kids
Found My Happy Place
Be Like Lindsay
Yes, Sam Is Short For Samantha
This is going to be hard for you to believe, but every time I introduce myself to a guy and say, “I’m Sam” they respond with, “Is that short for Samantha?”
Swear to God, 9 times out of 10. Next time someone says, “Hi, I’m Tom” I’m going to say, “I know this is extremely obvious, but is that by any chance short for Thomas?”
Plot twist! This all changed when an old man struck up a conversation with me in the Starbucks line this morning. You know how sometimes old people can say things to you and you’re left wondering if what they said was nice, or if they insulted you? This happened 12 times in the course of our brief conversation, ending with:
“I’m Jerry.”
“I’m Sam.”
“Your dad wanted a boy, huh?”
“…It’s actually short for Samantha.”






