Food? Ain’t nobody got time for that!
I’m kidding. I ate a pot pie and feel great now.
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All Of The Lights
Hi Vegas. You’re fun.
Scream And Shout
Did I mention front row Britney is the place to be?
Sweeter
The Hustle Is Real
But does she spend most of hers compiling dick jokes??
Follow me on Twitter. Don’t follow me in real life, that’s creepy.
Throwback Pucci
Groovy, baby, yeah.
Take Me Back
S’il vous plait.
Hola, Mexico
Drinks, sun, drinks.
Is Throwback Friday A Thing?
Because it is now.
Long Weekend Of Prosecco
I drank champagne/Prosecco/sparkly shit for four days straight and if there’s one thing I learned from it it’s this: Mariah Carey knows what’s up.
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