Every Time I Overeat October 26, 2017October 26, 2017Leave a comment Obviously tomorrow doesn’t count because you promised we’d get Thai food, but ya know. [via]
When Someone Says They Don’t Like Dessert October 20, 2016October 20, 2016Leave a comment If you’re not a cake person, you’re not a my friend person. [via]
When You Invite Me Over For Dinner October 4, 2016October 4, 2016Leave a comment “You got any lemonade to wash this down?” [via]
When Someone Says They Don’t Want To Look At The Dessert Menu September 22, 2016September 22, 2016Leave a comment Fine, then they will only bring ONE spoon for my ice cream sundae. YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY. [via]
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