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When Someone Judges How Much Syrup I Put On Pancakes

January 29, 2018Leave a comment

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I hope you choke on your dry ass pancakes!

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When Someone Says They Don’t Watch Riverdale

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017Leave a comment

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<<can’t comprehend, never blinks again>>

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When Someone Says We Should Get Mozzarella Sticks

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017Leave a comment

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Hell of an idea, Janet!! HELL OF AN IDEA.

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Whenever Kim Points Her Finger At Me

November 1, 2017Leave a comment

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Solid comeback.

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When You’re Just Tryna Do Hood Rat Shit With Your Friends

March 21, 2017March 21, 2017Leave a comment

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<<adjusts one-strapped bathing suit, orders pizza>>

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When You Finish The Last Of The Ice Cream

January 2, 2017January 2, 2017Leave a comment

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I used the large spoon and I regret nothing.

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When You Look At A Dessert Menu

December 11, 2016December 11, 2016Leave a comment

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Now, how big a piece are we talking here?

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When Someone Says Cheese Is Bad For You

November 17, 2016Leave a comment

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I’ll eat this block on manchego by myself bro WATCH ME.

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When A Restaurant Is Out Of What You Wanted To Order

October 12, 2016Leave a comment

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<<panics, asks for tiramisu as an entree>>

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When Something Was Put In The 40% Off Section By Accident

October 7, 2016October 7, 2016Leave a comment

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LE SIGH.

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