When Someone Judges How Much Syrup I Put On Pancakes January 29, 2018Leave a comment I hope you choke on your dry ass pancakes! [via]
When Someone Says They Don’t Watch Riverdale December 6, 2017December 6, 2017Leave a comment <<can’t comprehend, never blinks again>> [via]
When Someone Says We Should Get Mozzarella Sticks December 6, 2017December 6, 2017Leave a comment Hell of an idea, Janet!! HELL OF AN IDEA. [via]
When You’re Just Tryna Do Hood Rat Shit With Your Friends March 21, 2017March 21, 2017Leave a comment <<adjusts one-strapped bathing suit, orders pizza>> [via]
When You Finish The Last Of The Ice Cream January 2, 2017January 2, 2017Leave a comment I used the large spoon and I regret nothing. [via]
When You Look At A Dessert Menu December 11, 2016December 11, 2016Leave a comment Now, how big a piece are we talking here? [via]
When Someone Says Cheese Is Bad For You November 17, 2016Leave a comment I’ll eat this block on manchego by myself bro WATCH ME. [via]
When A Restaurant Is Out Of What You Wanted To Order October 12, 2016Leave a comment <<panics, asks for tiramisu as an entree>> [via]
When Something Was Put In The 40% Off Section By Accident October 7, 2016October 7, 2016Leave a comment LE SIGH. [via]