Otherwise the collar and leash you got me have some different implications.
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When You Calculate How Much You’ve Spent At Sephora This Year
So you’re saying Beauty Blenders are NOT tax deductible??
Words Of The Day
PREACH, SAM!! (Sam is me.)
Me At Olive Garden
Pass me a breadstick, I need a neck pillow.
When Someone Compliments Your New Sneaks
Get your own pair. Except don’t copy me.
When Your Friend Is A Doctor
“What is this strange lump on my arm?!”
“Your elbow.”
Spoiler Alert
SHE AND JESS DON’T EVEN KISS??????????
WHY THE FUCK IS LOGAN MARRYING SOME BITCH NAMED ODETTE????
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY. YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO’S TOO COOL TO COME BACK FOR THE REVIVAL? YA RIGHT.
<<pours a whiskey, eats a Pop Tart>>
who is sam jarvis 