When You Finish The Last Of The Ice Cream January 2, 2017January 2, 2017Leave a comment I used the large spoon and I regret nothing. [via]
Two Truths January 2, 2017January 2, 2017Leave a comment NOT WORRIED ABOUT EITHER ONE. [via Animated Text Gifs]
Mood. January 2, 2017January 2, 2017Leave a comment Probably the first Dorito she’s eaten in thirty years, BUT STILL. [via]
When Someone Says They Don’t Like Pizza December 28, 2016December 28, 2016Leave a comment <<deletes contact>> [via]
When A Man Interrupts You And You Tell Him To Sit The Fuck Down December 16, 2016December 16, 2016Leave a comment Nobody asked you, buddy.
When You’re Trying Not To Freak Out Over Your Credit Card Bill December 13, 2016December 13, 2016Leave a comment Humans will be extinct before I retire anyway. [via]
Me On Drugs December 12, 2016December 12, 2016Leave a comment Is that a hot dog stand? I’ll take twenty. [via]