
Every single day is cheat day at my house.

Every single day is cheat day at my house.
Everybody BE COOL. I GOT THIS. Sort of. Maybe.
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Slutface sure doesn’t sound like something I would call her…
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Oh fuck, we did it live.

I HAVE BASED MY ENTIRE LIFE AROUND HER, DAD.
Hoe are you?
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I put it together myself!

Should I… drive my burrito bowl over to you, or?