I’m sorry but that is a great deal on a paper towel.
Tag: lol
Best Friends
“Text me a pic of your food plate later” is also my most successful pickup line.
Love
We’re going to make pie.
Eau de Natural History
I assume she smells like… old artifacts? Dinosaur bones?
Parents And Social Media
Like. Like. Like it all.
Yep. Perfect.
Break The Internet
You can’t break the internet. You can only make it stronger.
[via Buzzfeed]
Kevin Spacey Gets It
When some bitch announces her engagement at your birthday party.
Trolling Your Friends
Nailed it.
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