When You’re Getting Your Makeup Done But Can Already Tell It’s Too Heavy October 5, 20161 Comment “Can we make the eyes less, tin-foily? Or something?” [via]
Tis The Season October 5, 2016October 5, 2016Leave a comment I don’t believe in God but if I did, I would ask him to please bless me with a dope ass child with PERFECT COMEDIC TIMING THANK YOU. [via]
Watching Someone Try To Flirt October 5, 2016October 5, 2016Leave a comment Ugh, bro, complimenting her “figure”?? Cringe. [via]
What’s It To You October 4, 2016October 4, 2016Leave a comment My recent search history/interest in endless shrimp is NONE OF YOUR CONCERN.
When You Invite Me Over For Dinner October 4, 2016October 4, 2016Leave a comment “You got any lemonade to wash this down?” [via]
When You Think You Have A Bug On You October 3, 2016October 3, 2016Leave a comment Either that or your fuckin’ JAM just came on. [via]
When Your Friend Is Freaking Out About A Boy October 3, 2016October 3, 2016Leave a comment My advice is nothing if not completely useless. [via]