Movie Description For The Win October 18, 2016October 18, 2016Leave a comment Beethoven is a movie about a vet who steals dogs so he can test guns on them by shooting them in their big dog skulls. It is rated PG. — Beethoven Tweets (@Beethoven1992) October 18, 2016 Honestly horrifying, when you think about it. [via Beethoven Tweets]
Mondays. October 17, 2016Leave a comment <<reheats coffee even though there’s only one sip left>> [via]
When You’ve Eaten Too Much Candy At Work And Start To Feel Crazy October 13, 2016October 19, 2016Leave a comment May or may not have received four bags of Swedish Fish from Amazon today. May. Or may not have. [via]
When A Restaurant Is Out Of What You Wanted To Order October 12, 2016Leave a comment <<panics, asks for tiramisu as an entree>> [via]
The First Time I Watched The Trump/Billy Bush Video October 11, 2016October 11, 2016Leave a comment Industry tip: Assume all mics are hot, bro. [via]
When Someone Says They Totally Can’t See The Zit On Your Face October 11, 2016October 11, 2016Leave a comment THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT. [via]
This. October 11, 2016October 11, 2016Leave a comment https://www.instagram.com/p/BLZeXoOheJF/ She carried a watermelon. [via]
When You Finally Get A Chance To Be On Stage October 10, 2016Leave a comment “And now, a cover of Genie in a Bottle.” [via]
Mondays October 10, 2016October 10, 2016Leave a comment Disoriented, headache, water up the nose. [via]
Bad Lip Reading: The Presidential Debate October 7, 2016October 7, 2016Leave a comment I think she’s good at glitter. [via]