Are You Guys Coming To My Recital? October 27, 2016Leave a comment When I nod my head, please turn the page. [via]
When You’re Joking Around But Need To Get Back To Business October 27, 2016October 27, 2016Leave a comment HAHAHA- sorry, boss bitch time. [via]
This Is So Important October 26, 2016October 26, 2016Leave a comment I’M LAUGHING OUT LOUD IN A MEETING RIGHT NOW SOMEBODY HELP ME I’M DEAD.
When You’re Trying To Act Casual October 26, 2016Leave a comment Who, me? Yes, I am a professional. [via]
When You Tell A Funny Joke And Then Wait For Laughter October 24, 2016Leave a comment Anybody? Bueller? [via]
When You’re Lost In The Grocery Store October 24, 2016October 24, 2016Leave a comment Pro tip: I am always in the condiments aisle.
Good Description Of Me October 21, 2016October 21, 2016Leave a comment Alt description: internet goddess/dog enthusiast. [via]
When Someone Manplains You And You Trying Not To Punch Them In The Fuckin’ Face October 20, 2016October 20, 2016Leave a comment <<mentally adds you to the burn book>> [via]
When You Want To Sneak In Somewhere But End Up Making A Shit Ton Of Noise October 20, 2016October 20, 2016Leave a comment “What was that?” “A hundred pots and pans crashing to the ground?” [via]