Also I know the list says brussels sprouts, but feel free to just grab some cookie dough ice cream instead.
Tag: lol
Oopsie Daisy
I AM A ROMCOM SAVANT.
Wait, What??
Feels like we’re having a disconnect here.
When Someone Gives Me Very Specific Instructions
A Little Early?
Yes, please Venmo me ONE MILLION DOLLARS before you sober up!
On The Witness Stand Like…
Except that I was in no way part of it, obviously.
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When You’ve Been Traveling, Been To Prison, and Just Want To Be Close To Home
What Are Friends For?
Question marks are for nerds.
When Someone Compliments My New Haircut
It’s gonna grow our super nice though. I just know it.
who is sam jarvis 