When Someone Says They’re On A Cleanse July 12, 2017July 12, 2017Leave a comment …So you are NOT going to eat this leftover Chinese then? [via]
When You Don’t Have Service November 23, 2016Leave a comment Every single second of the day in my apartment. [via]
When Someone Says They Don’t Like Rosé September 29, 2016Leave a comment So like, you just drink water? [via]
When Someone Keeps Bringing Up A Show I Don’t Watch September 2, 2016September 2, 2016Leave a comment <<checks Snapchat while you’re mid-sentence>>
When People Ask Me To Describe Myself August 3, 2016August 3, 2016Leave a comment Also, professional.
When You Order Mozzarella Sticks At A Bar And They Say The Kitchen’s Closed March 9, 2016March 9, 2016Leave a comment I’ll just have another rosé then. With a straw.