Girl, you ever heard of an open faced turkey sandwich with mashed potatoes and gravy??
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Tag: healthy
When Someone Says Sushi Isn’t Actually That Healthy
<<shrugs, eats 400 handrolls>>
When Everybody Wants Pizza But You’re Trying To Eat Healthy
**The above title is for joke purposes only. I am an enthusiastic member of the pizza community.**
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Don’t Judge Me, Postmates
Oh I’m sorry, was your recent search “vegetables”?? Fuck off.
Make Good Choices
Killin it.
Breakfast in Business
“A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it. ” -Roald Dahl
Brush Em, Brush Em, Brush Em
My New Year’s resolution is to floss. For the 20th year in a row.
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