Nothing she was wearing matched at all and it was awesome.
Tag: girl talk
December Birchbox
I think I’m going to have to stop getting Birchbox. While a box of beauty surprises is oddly satisfying, after a year of getting them I now have eight thousand tiny samples of face masks and serums.
WHEN does one use a serum?? And I’m sure I’m supposed to be putting on face masks more often than I do (never).
In my mind I want to be that girl who skips around her apartment sipping rosé waiting for her mud mask to dry, her satin robe gliding off her newly dipped-in-lotion body. But the reality is I don’t wash my makeup off before bed. Yeah, I said it.
I guess the silver lining is that now my bathroom has a travel-size section, which is easily the best aisle of Walgreens anyway.
Texting With Your Friends Be Like
Don’t worry, we’ve moved on to talking about how many planes I’ve been on this year and how everybody in the world is getting married.
Just Let Me Love Britney
I get it. Her public breakdown and love of going to Starbucks without a bra on makes her an easy target. And sure, she lip syncs.
Guess who doesn’t care? This bitch. Her body’s bangin’, her music is good, and when I went to her Vegas show (yes, I took the photo above) you know what she looked like? A god damn super star.
I’ve never seen a more amazing ass in my life. No joke, it was incredible.
Girl Talk: Hilary Duff
Hilary. Duff’s. Instagram. It’s one thing to star in Lizzie McGuire, have a solid singing career, and turn into a best-selling author. It’s another thing entirely to one-up every other famous female in your social media game. Girl is killing it.
She posts picture after picture of Malibu beaches, an ADORABLE son, and super-blonde selfies that make me realize yes, I need to start wearing lipstick because it looks absolutely awesome.
I like it. I like it a lot.
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