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Tag: girl
Me, 24 Hours A Day
Words Of The Day
PREACH, SAM!! (Sam is me.)
Sephora Haul
Clockwise from top:
- Shit that makes you smell nice
- Cheap ass sleeping mask
- Another cheap ass sleeping mask
- Shit to put on your eyelashes
- Shit to put on your eyelids
- Shit to put on your face
- Super moisturizing shit to put on your face
To quote Shania Twain, “Man, I feel like a woman.”
When My Best Friend Says She Needs Me
Heaven On Wheels
How much is it? The whole cart, I mean.
dope ass snapz: whoissamjarvis
When A Girl Looks At You Funny
Oh, my skirt’s tucked into my underwear? Got it.
Haiku Series
By Sam Jarvis
Out of dry shampoo.
Amazon Prime takes two days
But I need it now.
What to have for lunch?
Something healthy or yummy?
I guess I’ll eat carbs.
Gel manicure chipped
So I sit here picking them.
Now they look awful.
A boy is en route,
I guess I will shower now.
I don’t feel like it.
I want some rosé.
The fridge is barren and sad
Who will bring me some?
Read more from my strange mind here.
Mesmerizing
These are a few of their favorite things! I think? I don’t really know them.
When Your Name Comes Up In Conversation
You were saying?
who is sam jarvis 