When Someone Says They Don’t Like Pizza December 28, 2016December 28, 2016Leave a comment <<deletes contact>> [via]
When A Man Interrupts You And You Tell Him To Sit The Fuck Down December 16, 2016December 16, 2016Leave a comment Nobody asked you, buddy.
Quality Pick Up Line December 14, 2016December 14, 2016Leave a comment “I’ll sprinkle myself on top of you and we’ll have a real nice time.” [via]
When You Rub Your Eyes Too Hard December 13, 2016December 13, 2016Leave a comment The beautiful debris of my crumbling life! 😀
Yummm December 11, 2016December 11, 2016Leave a comment <<cleaning computer screen with tongue>> [via]
When You Calculate How Much You’ve Spent At Sephora This Year December 8, 2016December 8, 2016Leave a comment So you’re saying Beauty Blenders are NOT tax deductible??
When You Hear Kourtney And Scott Are Back Together December 2, 2016December 2, 2016Leave a comment Keep making beautiful babies, guys. No really, please do.
When You Finish A Story With “Boy, Bye” November 30, 2016Leave a comment I got hot sauce in my bag, swag. [via]