When It’s Monday And I’m Tired And Starving And Stuck In A Meeting July 31, 2017July 31, 2017Leave a comment SOMEBODY SAVE ME. [via]
When Someone Says They’re On A Cleanse July 12, 2017July 12, 2017Leave a comment …So you are NOT going to eat this leftover Chinese then? [via]
Watching Your Friend And Her Boyfriend Bicker June 28, 2017June 28, 2017Leave a comment AND my Postmates is about to arrive?! Glorious. [via]
When Someone Spoils A Finale June 21, 2017June 21, 2017Leave a comment <<swigs wine, turns TV off>> [via]
Realizing The Bachelorette Premiere Is Tonight May 22, 2017Leave a comment This shit better be the most dramatic season ever, Chris Harrison.
When Someone Asks How I’m Doing On My Diet May 15, 2017May 15, 2017Leave a comment MIND YA BUSINESS, YOU GIANT TALKING SLICE OF WHITE BREAD. [via]
When Someone Asks If I Finished Their Dessert While They Were In the Bathroom April 6, 2017April 6, 2017Leave a comment It was the best last bite of tiramisu in the world. It was huge!