
Obviously tomorrow doesn’t count because you promised we’d get Thai food, but ya know.
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You’re all dead to me baiiiiii.

I obviously meant god damn bitch in like, a loving way.

Hi little guy, what’s your name? Wanna be friends?

Whatever, DUDE.
After two weeks of Italian wine, Kentucky eclipses, and sweet home Chicago, ya gurl is back! I’m told I have 45 hours of Bachelor in Paradise to catch up on??
New recap up this Monday.