When You Tryna Dance Sexy For Your Man But Have A Zit On Your Face September 30, 2016September 30, 2016Leave a comment Here’s to hoping he’s focused on your boobs. (He is.) [via]
Can You Buy These In Bulk? September 29, 2016September 29, 2016Leave a comment Love the smell of the holidays. [via]
When Someone Says They Don’t Like Rosé September 29, 2016Leave a comment So like, you just drink water? [via]
Five Minutes After Walking In My Front Door September 28, 2016September 28, 2016Leave a comment Didn’t see you there! Please go away. [via]
When Someone Asks How I Do It All September 27, 2016September 27, 2016Leave a comment Cry myself to sleep at night? 😀
When You Text The Wrong Person September 23, 2016September 23, 2016Leave a comment <<jumps into time machine>> [via]
Me On My Third Glass Of Wine September 23, 2016September 23, 2016Leave a comment “I’ve been to a wine tasting. In case you guys need any tips.” [via]
When Someone Says They Don’t Want To Look At The Dessert Menu September 22, 2016September 22, 2016Leave a comment Fine, then they will only bring ONE spoon for my ice cream sundae. YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY. [via]