When Something Was Put In The 40% Off Section By Accident October 7, 2016October 7, 2016Leave a comment LE SIGH. [via]
When Someone Starts Talking Politics At A Party October 6, 2016October 6, 2016Leave a comment Keep em coming, barkeep! And be a doll and find that dude with the passed apps. [via]
When You’re Getting Your Makeup Done But Can Already Tell It’s Too Heavy October 5, 20161 Comment “Can we make the eyes less, tin-foily? Or something?” [via]
When Your Internet’s Down October 5, 2016Leave a comment Oh lawd Jesus, I have a good tweet and it’s got to get out!!! [via]
Watching Someone Try To Flirt October 5, 2016October 5, 2016Leave a comment Ugh, bro, complimenting her “figure”?? Cringe. [via]
When You Invite Me Over For Dinner October 4, 2016October 4, 2016Leave a comment “You got any lemonade to wash this down?” [via]
When You Think You Have A Bug On You October 3, 2016October 3, 2016Leave a comment Either that or your fuckin’ JAM just came on. [via]
When Your Friend Is Freaking Out About A Boy October 3, 2016October 3, 2016Leave a comment My advice is nothing if not completely useless. [via]