Putting On Night Cream Like… October 24, 2016Leave a comment I know, it’s all a bunch of hocus pocus. [via]
Watching People Fight About Politics On Facebook October 20, 2016Leave a comment “Sheila is getting straight up roasted right now.” [via]
When Someone Manplains You And You Trying Not To Punch Them In The Fuckin’ Face October 20, 2016October 20, 2016Leave a comment <<mentally adds you to the burn book>> [via]
When You Want To Sneak In Somewhere But End Up Making A Shit Ton Of Noise October 20, 2016October 20, 2016Leave a comment “What was that?” “A hundred pots and pans crashing to the ground?” [via]
When My Best Friend Says She Needs Me October 19, 2016Leave a comment “Bringing rosé and Cheetos, do you copy? Over.” [via]
When I’m Going Too Aggressive With The Smokey Eye October 19, 2016October 19, 2016Leave a comment “Guys it’ll look better once I BLEND IT!!” -Me being wrong [via]
Two Minutes Into An Open Bar October 18, 2016October 18, 2016Leave a comment Just don’t get sea sick. [via]