
Are we watching Making The Video, or topping penne alla vodka with the finest of parmesans??
[via]
Kimmy Schmidt pre-kidnapping?

What the WHAT?!
I CAN’T DO THIS. I JUST CAN’T.
First of all, the mystery of Becky is still obviously affecting us all. Second don’t get it twisted, I love sushi and third whoever Googled “suck vagina” is the BIGGEST DORK IN THE WORLD. Why did it link to this site? The internet works in mysterious ways.
…On my 14th loop.

Silliest. In all seven seasons.

“Can I offer you some, uh…” <<rifles through cabinets>> “Stale Doritos?”