
Honestly any of them will do.
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That was a close one.

Call me when you want to discuss pizza rolls.

I’m kidding! I don’t own a fenced-in pool.

Party on Wayne, party on Garth, party on Sam!

I was talking about someone… else?

I baked crostinis, you ungrateful motherfuckers.

Swoon!!

These are a few of their favorite things! I think? I don’t really know them.

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