
Tag: ftw
After You Unexpectedly Run Into Your Ex
When Everybody Shuts Down Your Suggestion To Order Pizza

You guys really blew it.
When I Get Home From Work

It’s all just a daze of Bravo and food.
When You Order Mozzarella Sticks At A Bar And They Say The Kitchen’s Closed

I’ll just have another rosé then. With a straw.
