I was drunk and made that up.
Tag: friends
I Hear Ya, Sister
New Job Woes
Our witty banter is irreplaceable. You’ll always be my work wife, bae.
But Why?
Pretty sure if they stopped those ads I would still buy underwear.
Spoiler Alert
Way to ruin all 7 books, Corey.
Thoughts?
I mean honestly what the fuck else are best friends for.
How Was The KUWTK Premiere?
<<shrugs, peels off gel manicure>>
Thought Of You!
You can just put Sam “Cheesy Gordita Crunch” Jarvis on my headstone. Thanks.
Hair Woes
Helpin’ sisters out since 1988.
When Your Friend Asks If She Should Come Over
I make no excuses for my behavior.
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