Dad, You’re Embarrassing Me March 26, 2015March 26, 2015Leave a comment Always nice to check back in.
Best Friends November 27, 2014November 27, 2014Leave a comment “Text me a pic of your food plate later” is also my most successful pickup line.
Eau de Natural History November 25, 2014November 25, 2014Leave a comment I assume she smells like… old artifacts? Dinosaur bones?
Note To Self November 14, 2014November 14, 2014Leave a comment I mean it’s a good pic, so it’s fine. But ya know.