Which part don’t you like, the beef or the broccoli?
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When Someone Says We Should Get Mozzarella Sticks
When Someone Talks About Their Workout Routine
When Someone Orders Their Steak Well Done
When My Food Comes With A Side Salad Instead Of Fries
After I Eat Thai Food
When Someone Asks If They Can Have A Bite Of My Food
Get your own panini, bro.
When I See My Food Coming Out
Time Is Hard
Maybe spend less time coming up with witty texts and more time GETTING MY FOOD TO ME ON TIME, KIDS.
(I am the most me when I’m hungry.)
When Your Food’s Not Here Yet And It’s Been 45 Minutes
Ah, the hunger panics.
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