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Tag: fail
When You’ve Tried All The Possible Passwords And Still Can’t Sign In
When Someone Is Rude To A Waiter
Do you have a nice dry rosé/a hole I can crawl into and die? Thanks.
Mood.
When Your Food’s Not Here Yet And It’s Been 45 Minutes
Ah, the hunger panics.
Don’t Judge Me, Postmates
Oh I’m sorry, was your recent search “vegetables”?? Fuck off.
When A Girl Looks At You Funny
Oh, my skirt’s tucked into my underwear? Got it.
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