Don’t even fucking SAY THAT.
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Tag: fail
When You Want To Sneak In Somewhere But End Up Making A Shit Ton Of Noise
Jesus Christ
“Oh my God, I came up with the PERFECT, WITTY name for this jacket!!” -Someone who should be fired
“And I picked out the BEST model for it!!” -Another person who should be fired
The First Time I Watched The Trump/Billy Bush Video
Mondays
Time Is Hard
Maybe spend less time coming up with witty texts and more time GETTING MY FOOD TO ME ON TIME, KIDS.
(I am the most me when I’m hungry.)
When Something Was Put In The 40% Off Section By Accident
First World Hungry Girl Problems
<<stares intensely at salsa through tupperware, sheds single tear>>
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