When You Actually Try To Drink Rosé All Day August 28, 2017August 28, 2017Leave a comment Y’all wanna see me microwave shredded cheese onto some chips? [via]
Five Minutes After Walking In My Front Door September 28, 2016September 28, 2016Leave a comment Didn’t see you there! Please go away. [via]
Long Weekend Of Prosecco December 1, 2014December 1, 2014Leave a comment I drank champagne/Prosecco/sparkly shit for four days straight and if there’s one thing I learned from it it’s this: Mariah Carey knows what’s up.
You Know What Was Fun? Mardi Gras. September 19, 2014September 19, 2014Leave a comment Most vivid memory: Ordered a Jack and Coke at the bar. It came in a plastic cup. Left the bar carrying said plastic cup. Walked several blocks to the grocery store. Grocery shopped with a Jack and Coke. New Orleans, LA. Sam’s favorite US city.