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Five Minutes After Walking In My Front Door
End Of The Work Day Be Like
I’M SERIOUS, YOU GUYS.
Drinking and Aging
What a fun journey this life is.
Bae And Jose
The cool kids watchin’ people tell jokes.
Long Weekend Of Prosecco
I drank champagne/Prosecco/sparkly shit for four days straight and if there’s one thing I learned from it it’s this: Mariah Carey knows what’s up.
Memories
You Know What Was Fun? Mardi Gras.
Most vivid memory:
- Ordered a Jack and Coke at the bar. It came in a plastic cup.
- Left the bar carrying said plastic cup.
- Walked several blocks to the grocery store.
- Grocery shopped with a Jack and Coke.
New Orleans, LA. Sam’s favorite US city.
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