When Someone Points Out How Many Drinks I’ve Had July 6, 2017July 6, 2017Leave a comment You gonna tell me how many breadsticks I’ve eaten too? [via]
When Someone Asks How I’m Doing On My Diet May 15, 2017May 15, 2017Leave a comment MIND YA BUSINESS, YOU GIANT TALKING SLICE OF WHITE BREAD. [via]
When Your Bestie Wants To Get Her Lips Done August 15, 2016August 15, 2016Leave a comment What about preventative Botox? Is that fine?
When Your Friends Don’t Appreciate Your Efforts August 8, 2016Leave a comment I baked crostinis, you ungrateful motherfuckers.