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Time Is Hard
Maybe spend less time coming up with witty texts and more time GETTING MY FOOD TO ME ON TIME, KIDS.
(I am the most me when I’m hungry.)
When The Delivery Guy Says It’ll Be An Hour
FUCK man I need potstickers sooner than that!!!!
When Your Food’s Not Here Yet And It’s Been 45 Minutes
Ah, the hunger panics.
When I Order Too Much Food
I’m kidding. I have NEVER ordered too much food. Never.
Important.
As the timeless hip hop duo Luniz once said, “I got 5 on it.”
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