I CAN’T DO THIS. I JUST CAN’T.
Tag: cute
The Future Looks Amazing
Now your dog can double as a babysitter! Like the one from Peter Pan.
When You Weren’t Expecting Company
“Can I offer you some, uh…” <<rifles through cabinets>> “Stale Doritos?”
When You’re An Only Child
I hope to God that’s an imaginary friend.
You Heard Me, Bitch
When Your Bestie From High School Starts A Text With…
She could honestly be typing ANYTHING. Buckle your seat belts.
When Ya Bestie Says Something Shady About That Girl You Hate
Girl, stop! So we ordering Thai food or what?
Weekend 3.4
We came, we drank, we conquered. Congrats to our beautiful bride!
The Cold Shoulder
Every younger sibling.
When You Try To Wake Up But Nothing’s Working
Three more minutes. I’ll go to work in three. More. Minutes.
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