
Say lip sync. I dare you.
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I HAVE BASED MY ENTIRE LIFE AROUND HER, DAD.

Should I… drive my burrito bowl over to you, or?
DEAD DYING RIP SAM.
I’M LAUGHING OUT LOUD IN A MEETING RIGHT NOW SOMEBODY HELP ME I’M DEAD.

On the computer.
<<shows haters the door, gives them goody bags on their way out>>