I have never in my life wished teleportation existed more than I do right now.
I have never in my life wished teleportation existed more than I do right now.
I’M SERIOUS, YOU GUYS.
Never. As hot. As Beyonce.

SLAY.
<<shrugs, peels off gel manicure>>
Now your dog can double as a babysitter! Like the one from Peter Pan.

Please don’t write my address in Sharpie on the side of the crust.


AND PERHAPS MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL:
Nao – Bad Blood
I’d like to make an avocado toast… to whomever runs this Instagram.