I CAN’T DO THIS. I JUST CAN’T.
After You Unexpectedly Run Into Your Ex
How Was The KUWTK Premiere?
<<shrugs, peels off gel manicure>>
Thought Of You!
You can just put Sam “Cheesy Gordita Crunch” Jarvis on my headstone. Thanks.
Weekend 4.29
Shrimp étouffée and Snapchat, mostly.
The Future Looks Amazing
Now your dog can double as a babysitter! Like the one from Peter Pan.
Basketball Ring??
It’s called a hoop, you fucking nerd.
How People Find My Website, Part 2
First of all, the mystery of Becky is still obviously affecting us all. Second don’t get it twisted, I love sushi and third whoever Googled “suck vagina” is the BIGGEST DORK IN THE WORLD. Why did it link to this site? The internet works in mysterious ways.
Call Me Back At Your Earliest Convenience
Mangled egg salad, anyone?
How Do People Find My Website, You Ask?
Ah, ok.
who is sam jarvis 