
I fucking DARE YOU to put mayonnaise on your sandwich.

I fucking DARE YOU to put mayonnaise on your sandwich.

Hot DAMN I look good. Now! Back to my chips and salsa.

That was a close one.

Oh, my skirt’s tucked into my underwear? Got it.

They both lose flavor after like 30 seconds.

It’s just a gray tee, NBD.
Are my taste buds broken? What is going on here??