When You Text The Wrong Person September 23, 2016September 23, 2016Leave a comment <<jumps into time machine>> [via]
Me On My Third Glass Of Wine September 23, 2016September 23, 2016Leave a comment “I’ve been to a wine tasting. In case you guys need any tips.” [via]
When You Know Your Outfit’s Fly As Fuck September 22, 2016September 22, 2016Leave a comment “WORK, BITCH.” -Me in front of a mirror [via]
When Someone Says They Don’t Want To Look At The Dessert Menu September 22, 2016September 22, 2016Leave a comment Fine, then they will only bring ONE spoon for my ice cream sundae. YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY. [via]
Driving A Friend’s Car Like September 21, 2016September 21, 2016Leave a comment Oh God, not a Prius!! Is it even on? [via]