<<shrugs, eats 400 handrolls>>
Mood
When You Tell A Funny Joke And Then Wait For Laughter
Putting On Night Cream Like…
At Work On Monday
Heaven
When You’re Jaded As Fuck
Real Talk
When You’re Lost In The Grocery Store
Pro tip: I am always in the condiments aisle.
Sephora Haul
Clockwise from top:
- Shit that makes you smell nice
- Cheap ass sleeping mask
- Another cheap ass sleeping mask
- Shit to put on your eyelashes
- Shit to put on your eyelids
- Shit to put on your face
- Super moisturizing shit to put on your face
To quote Shania Twain, “Man, I feel like a woman.”
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