Are You Guys Coming To My Recital? October 27, 2016Leave a comment When I nod my head, please turn the page. [via]
When You’re Joking Around But Need To Get Back To Business October 27, 2016October 27, 2016Leave a comment HAHAHA- sorry, boss bitch time. [via]
This Is So Important October 26, 2016October 26, 2016Leave a comment I’M LAUGHING OUT LOUD IN A MEETING RIGHT NOW SOMEBODY HELP ME I’M DEAD.
When Someone Says They Aren’t Really A Dog Person October 26, 2016October 26, 2016Leave a comment Don’t even fucking SAY THAT. [via]
Sick View October 26, 2016Leave a comment The famous Mulholland Drive, with all its twists and turns! She exclaimed, barfing out the window. — Sam Jarvis (@whoisSamJarvis) October 25, 2016 I get nauseous easily.
When Someone Starts Talking About Their Divorce At Work October 26, 2016Leave a comment Just get me those files, Richard. Just get me. Those. Files. [via]
When You’re Trying To Act Casual October 26, 2016Leave a comment Who, me? Yes, I am a professional. [via]
The Struggle Is Real October 25, 2016October 25, 2016Leave a comment Doesn’t matter how it looks, only matters that you OWN IT, GURL!!! [via]